10 Thoughts We've All Had While Giving A Blow Job
1. "I wonder how blow jobs came into existence." Followed by must remember to google the history of "Blowjob" when this is over.
2. "Am I doing this right? I hope he's enjoying it!" No matter how much (or how little) exsperiance we have.. there is no escaping this thought.
3. "Should I make eye contact?" Is it rude to stare? Should I close my eyes? Should I look up to see if he's enjoying it? Seriously, what's proper blow job etiquette?
4. "And we've got moans people!" Look at him, I'm rocking his world!
5. "Shit, wasn't there something important going on today?" Thinks of all unfinished goals.
6. "Concentrate!" FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND!
7. "OH..I guess it's going in deep now!" Hello level two.
8. "CAN'T BREATHE!" When you're choking and you feel like you're going to puke on him and his little friend.. This is how I'm going to die.
9. "OKAY, Control your gag reflex!" **Awkward sound** and. . . FAIL
10. "WOW, My jaw hurts!" Time to bring out my trusty hands..
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